Smoking Baby Learns a Lesson SOLD OUT

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Studies show that ceramic babies are born with a natural predilection for miniaturized incense masquerading as cigarettes. So help them scratch that itch with this 2 3/4" tall diapered baby, equipped with a pack of ten Li'l Smokes plus one in his mouth ready to burn. The smokes are non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper, but be sure to buy extra. This baby's got a bad jones.

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